Okay. NEW RULE...

I, Feisty Media Critic,

do hereby and forthwith

issue the following proclamation:

Nothing, I repeat, NO-THING, be it

• natural
• supernatural,

or even

super-dupernatural,

shall convince me to ever experience another audiovisual pile of poo described as:

"A group of [college, high school, asthmatic, et al] kids...

go into the woods..."